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Lizards hold opponents to 15-

Dee-fence...
Dee-fense...Dee-fence...Dee-fence

5th game April 8, 1998

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Rick HolcumbDefense was the key last Wednesday, when the Iguanas held the Happy Hut to a mere 15 runs enroute to a 15-5 loss. "Yeah it was the dee-fense all right," quipped the coach. "First their big guy hit it to de-fence, then their small guy hit it to de-fence and then one of their ladies hit it to de-fence. We did everything to de-fence except sit on it."



Will outfieldSeveral Reptiles posted out of character performances in turning a would be rout into a slight slapping. Former infielder turned outfielder Will B.(LF), sucked in everything that came his way with some spectacular acrobatic snags, missing only a couple of line drives.

Rookie Reptile Sheryl S.(LC) caught her share as well, giving the Lizards the strongest left side defense so far this year.


Mary S.On the right side, ever dependable Mary S.(RF) broke in her new glove with a catch in short right, while lefty Ray D.(RC) was in the right spot at the right time
to pull in a Hut Texas Leaguer.




Paul B.The Lizard infield also showed signs of maturity. Ever dependable Paul B.(SS) pounced on worm burners like a duck on a June bug. Paul scooped up dirt bombs and brought down lofting luggies like a man possessed. "Well I, uh I just felt really good out there," shared the short stop. "The ones I let go were just not my style, and well I, I just didn't want to show up everybody else 'cause I'm uh, well I'm just a team player. Yeah, that's it, I'm a team player."

 

Tom For the first time this year, Iguana fans were treated to an appearance by Lizard rookie Tom O.(RC). Recently off the disabled list, Tom strode in with his recently healed left paw injured in a pre-season domestic accident. The southpaw outfielder proceeded to misjudge all Hut hits coming his way, but he did it with a certain panache and savoir faire that Iguana fans have come to look for in their team.

"Hell yeah, I think he's gonna fit in jest fine," observed the coach. "Just when I thought I had seen about every way to make every error in the book, the Lizard heads in the front office bring me a new first. I'm thinkin' we may retire his jersey a little early in his career and send his butt back to the farm, but if I did that the bus to the country would be over crowded with Lizards and a menace to the highway."

Happy CindyCindy Mc(C) received honorable mention for a game ball when she rapped her first hit of the season to short left field. Cindy estimates she spent a total of $1,185.25 at the local batting cages preparing for the eventand hopes future hits come in a little less expensive.

 

 

Next Reptilian Rassle

Wednesday, April 15 vs Custom Builders 7:45 pm

Reptile recon: These construction guys spend a lot of time in the hot sun getting stronger, while reptiles tend to hang out in the shade of local tippling establishments, if that tells you anything. Look for another strong test of the outfield. This constructors crew whipped The Mac by 10 runs last week. Of course, The Mac was coming off a 26-9 spanking of the Lizards. So confident, the Lizard coach has called a special emergency practice to go over formation and execution of the famous Lizard cheer.

No one has reported an absence this week so look for the dugout to be piled with weeping Iguana bodies.

Please try to let me know as far in advance as possible if you cannot attend
rh 821-6006

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It's spelled "b-r-i-b-e"

 

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